Kickin'-n-Clawin' - Ricki stole my guitar solo riff and turned it into this monster grind
FAVE NON-DOLLZ SONG
In a Little While - Hot Action Cop
MUSICIAN I ADMIRE
Randy Rhoads - he blended classical with rock and made it kick ass.
FAVORITE FOOD
Two words: Prime Rib
FAVE BEVERAGE
I like my coffee like I like my women - in a plastic cup.
FAVORITE POSITION
Member of Muff Diver's Local 69 "No Muff Too Tough - We Dive At Five." I love to go down.
WEIRDEST SEX
Gettin' busy with people watching. In an office.
TURN-ONS
Sunsets in Key West; silicone-free boobs; the "brown sound"; skirts; a sense of humor; guns; garters, teddies, and lingerie in general; a woman who likes to talk dirty; derrieres; our songs; da Packers; taking off in a jet; guitars that stay in tune no matter how much you beat the piss out of them; and those 15-story vertical drop amusement park rides that make yer stomach come out yer mouth.
TURN-OFFS
Hangovers, the IRS, leaky plumbing, guitars that won't stay in tune, cold weather, liberal rhetoric, dull drill bits, spam, professional wrestling, female body builders, jazz, and cold pizza.
WHY I AM A DOLL
I'm a sex freak, I play the guitar like a man possessed, and I strapped explosives onto my crotch.
